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Dear Tao X,

That book you wanted. A small child riding a pink bicycle stole it last night. There was a raid on the village, over seventy hamsters died in the attack.

You have not sent that picture yet?

Where is it?

I’ve been slowly pumping my cock since I thought of it.

I can’t wait any longer.

Please do not send any bombs in the mail like you did last time.

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