Dear Tao X,

I’m moving to Kansas. I’m going to get a cornfield. But I’m going to burn all the corn. I’m going to grow alpaca. They are strange animals. I’m going to ride them around and shoot beer cans with a pellet gun while drinking Mexican Beer.

Listen, don’t tell anyone this. This is very personal. No one knows I’m running to Kansas to start an alpaca farm. The government has restrictions and laws concerning alpacas that I don’t feel like abiding by. So please, use discretion on this subject.

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