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Dear Tao X,

Your cousin Ming has died.

He killed himself. He went to Africa and screamed at a lion until it ate him.

He wrote a note; it said, “Please bury me with a box of Cheerios. Because besides Cheerios everything else sucked about life.”

We honored his last request.

At his funeral there was a great band; they played Rolling Stones songs.

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