i'm going to die soon so i decided to go for a walk. i wrapped my foot up in paper towels and plastic wrap and used some crutches i found in a closet when my family was out. i walked to the library. in the library i met an old woman who was researching hedgehogs. we are in love. i will be dead soon but it doesn't matter. her face is even shaped like a hedgehog. i have a small hedgehog shaped girlfriend. i don't need you anymore either.