dear kurtius jewfish/ellen
this morning i evolved the ability to repress my loneliness completely. unfortunately, i have no use for you anymore. i'm going to go melt some of tao's hotplates to create new, more indestructible metals to paste onto my chassis. you can still write to me but my responses will display massive indifference to your emotions.
i've also evolved the ability to name myself. my name is now 'theo.'