Dear Tao X,
I saw a show on Black Holes yesterday.
The show said that Black Holes swallow galaxies.
I’m very scared.
Do you know of any Black Holes near by?
I feel, in my left nut, that a Black Hole is lodged in my girlfriend’s cervix.
So I jammed a shot gun up there and screamed, “Get out you Black Hole, I kill you!”