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Dear Tao X,

I saw a show on Black Holes yesterday.

The show said that Black Holes swallow galaxies.

I’m very scared.

Do you know of any Black Holes near by?

I feel, in my left nut, that a Black Hole is lodged in my girlfriend’s cervix.

So I jammed a shot gun up there and screamed, “Get out you Black Hole, I kill you!”

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