< by ellen kennedy and tao lin >

dear tao

today richard yates mailed me a giant five pound container of nutritional yeast.

i found bags of spinach, cabbage, broccoli, soybeans, and baby carrots in my parent's refrigerator.

i poured all of the bags into a giant bowl.

i poured the nutritional yeast over the giant bowl.

i ate the giant bowl.

i did 300 push-ups and 400 sit-ups.

i hugged the container of yeast and thought 'yes'.


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