< by ellen kennedy and tao lin >

dear tao

an ugly fish is in band class. the ugly fish is very shy and only plays base drum because it is a shy ugly fish. today the other ugly fishes pressured it to play snare drum. the ugly fish felt afraid and shy. the ugly fish plays snare drum on one song. it fucked up its rolls in the beginning but later could do them. the ugly fish felt embarrassed. the ugly fish sat during another song and thought 'the conductor told them to pressure me, that bitch, they are all trying to humiliate me, bitches shit'. the next day, the ugly fish beats all the other ugly fishes with its drum sticks and then steals three snare drum stands to sell on ebay.


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