I’ve gotten word your submarine has sunk to the bottom of the ocean. That a giant octopus has invaded your submarine and is eating your brain.
You were a really nice guy.
That really sucks that happened to you.
Can I have your iPod?
It is really cool.
And your Richard Yates short story collection, I want that too. Can I have those?
Gotta take a shit.
See you in hell,