Dear Tao X,

I’ve gotten word your submarine has sunk to the bottom of the ocean. That a giant octopus has invaded your submarine and is eating your brain.

You were a really nice guy.

That really sucks that happened to you.

Can I have your iPod?

It is really cool.

And your Richard Yates short story collection, I want that too. Can I have those?


Gotta take a shit.

See you in hell,

Noah X

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