< by ellen kennedy and tao lin >

dear tao

i went to the bathroom at 2:00 am and found richard yates shitting while reading oprah magazine. when i opened the door he got scared and fell in the toilet and disappeared. then i walked over to the toilet and looked in and saw shit with a lot of okra seed it in. the magazine was open to 'how to please your man; without taking your clothes off'.


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