< by ellen kennedy and tao lin >

dear ellen

a vegan ugly fish goes to the surface of the ocean to eat a piece of seaweed. a speedboat hits the ugly fish. the ugly fish doesn't bounce off the speedboat. it just changes into a brown paste. the speedboat stops for a moment so that the people on it can go scubadiving. a jewfish swims to the speedboat and licks off the ugly fish paste.


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