a depressed ugly fish lives in pennsylvania in the wintertime. it is snowing outside. the nearest store is two miles away. the ugly fish leaves his room to go buy energy drinks. when he leaves his room he disappears into the snow. the snow is three feet deep. the ugly fish is two inches tall and five inches long. the ugly fish thinks, 'this is fucked.' his face freezes and then his body freezes. two days later the snow melts and a party girl teenager boy sees the ugly fish and runs to it and kicks it into the forest.