< by ellen kennedy and tao lin >

dear squidtao

you can be a marine biologist for outer space. NASA already funded a mission to explore io and crashed 5 satellites and two spaceships into it causing a giant gap in the surface of the ice which then polluted the water from all of the oil and gas leaking from the crashes. now they are sending teams of marine biologists to scrub the oil off the gigantic ionian squids and then releasing them back into their natural habitat. they also captured many of the squids to be sent to seaworld for a new exhibit of outer space creatures. NASA spent 5 billion dollars transporting the squids. seaworld has spent 30 million dollars creating a new habitat similar to that of the ocean on io based on the research done by NASA scientists that cost them 40 billion dollars. let's kill ourselves.


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