dear yates vonnegut tao
don't join a fraternity. you will only want to kill yourself. go to online graduate school. i don't know what else to do so i'm going to get an mfa in poetry. i’m hoping that by saying i have an mfa in poetry the woman at the convenience store will give me a discount on soybeans. that's all mfas are for anyway. free stuff.
ellen vonnegut yates