< by ellen kennedy and tao lin >

dear ellen

i slept 24 hours.

i looked at the clock and it said it was 4 p.m. and i went to sleep.

when i woke the clock said it was 4 p.m.

i was so confused that i did a flying roundhouse kick at the wall.

my leg went through the wall and i was in the air.

when i fell on the ground i was very confused and i lay in a fetal position with my forehead touching the ground and my ass in the air.

i felt sexy.


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