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There are so many sounds trapped outside our house. Every day I go up on the roof and remove a tile.

"Will you go out and see if you can fix our roof, it's leaking."

I go up on the roof and fix a tile. Then I take another tile off. It took my wife one day to notice the leak so I am still one ahead of her.

I think she is stealing my DVDs and mailing them to her parents.

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