please be my friend
please put me in a shopping cart and tie my wrists and ankles to the inside of the shopping cart
please push me into the river and take a picture of the bubbles floating out of my nose
please hang the picture up on your refridgerator and cry every time you close the door and see the bubbles
my last bubbles
please feed me lifesavers through a funnel
please put 67 tubes of lifesavers into the funnel
please keep pushing the lifesavers through until i choke
will you attend the autopsy and watch while they cut open my stomach and throat?
please cry when you see the lifesavers spill out
will you eat the green ones?
please put me in a large heavy-duty garbage bag
please take a shop-vac and put the tube in the garbage bag and turn it on
watch the bag curve around my hands and mouth
please listen to me suffocate and record it
will you listen to the recording at night when you're alone and crying in bed?
you are my friend
i love you