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nervous assface
by brandon scott gorrell

this is the fourteenth book in the bear parade series.

Brandon Scott Gorrell's (b. 1984) debut poetry book, DURING MY NERVOUS BREAKDOWN I WANT TO HAVE A BIOGRAPHER PRESENT, will be published by Muumuu House in June 2009. You can preorder it here. His blog is called MY HAIR WILL DEFEAT YOU.


like virgin orgasm

- ryan manning / April 9, 2009 4:45 PM

"While mentally projecting herself putting Ernest Hemingway in a powerful headlock and punching his face repeatedly"

literary lulz!

who doesn't want to punch hemingway repeatedly?

- thomas patrick levy / April 9, 2009 5:32 PM


- tao / April 10, 2009 9:55 AM

I like this. If asked to give it a score, I would give it an eight out of ten.

- John / April 10, 2009 10:58 AM

i didn't want it to be over when it ended. page 11 is my favorite page. i read it three times and thought "whoa" each time.

- megan boyle / April 10, 2009 11:36 AM

first comment

- zachary german / April 26, 2009 3:31 AM

Well...that was different.

- Joshua Two-Kings / July 26, 2011 1:55 PM

I had a nice time.

- K Hartrum / August 31, 2011 12:21 PM